VIDEO: Being The Elite – The Dark Order celebrates
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The Dark Order dominated episode 218 of Being The Elite.
Dark Order celebrated Brodie Lee’s TNT Championship win in their locker room with food from Chili’s. They then discussed how each member spent their Chili’s endorsement deal money:
Alex Reynolds spent $1 million on tap dancing lessons.
Evil Uno bought a cardboard Brodie Lee cutout.
10 bought guns.
5 bought hair implants.
John Silver bought beer.
Lee bought six riding lawnmowers even though he doesn’t have a lawn to taunt Hangman Page.
A “F*ck Hangman” chant broke out in the Dark Order locker room. Lee gave Silver a hip toss onto a table.
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The Young Bucks were shown hanging out at Dynamite, then signing inserts for their upcoming book.
Peter Avalon, Brandon Cutler and Leva Bates are tired of losing matches and can’t agree on whether or not to cheat to win their matches.
Matt Hardy asked The Bucks to fire Sammy Guevara after he gives Sammy a receipt for busting him open with a chair.
Christopher Daniels did a parody of a Life Alert commercial. This was great.
Guevara, Silver, Reynolds, Alex Abrahantes, Jake Hager, Willie Urbina, Marko Stunt, Santana and Ortiz had a Zoom call. This was a prolonged masturbation joke.
Kenny Omega and Hangman Page met Madusa backstage. Page looked Madusa in the eye and turned to stone.
Best Friends and Orange Cassidy set a trap to try to kill Cutler.
Colt Cabana met with Doc Sampson. Cabana’s face is completely covered in gold foil. He asked for Sampson to perform an experimental surgery to make him normal again. Sampson reluctantly agreed and the show ended with the surgery not going well.